We’re too modest to claim that we are THE source for anything, but as a result of a new acquisition DSC can now reveal that it will be illegal for any news outlet to report Sportscar racing news on February 29th.
“We have moved to acquire the domain name www.sportscar366.com and will act with ruthlessness if any other media attempt to infringe our copyright by reporting on anything sportscar-related on 29 February 2016, or on any recurrent occurrence of this four yearly phenomenon,: said DSC and Sportscar 366 legal affairs director Howard Canitbe.
“I have already drafted the required ‘cease and desist’ letters should anyone be tempted to report anything at all, and particularly under an ‘Exclusive’ or ‘Breaking’ banner headline,” continued Canitbe. “It covers foreign language media too so trying to get away with publishing it first ‘en Francais’ is a no no too!”
“There’s a clear gap in the market here,” said an un-named but strangely familiar source, “The beauty of having this exclusivity is that we won’t have to wait the usual 12 hours after a couple of Series send information in advance to other sites first before publishing it.”
